I went to the doctor today and found that I have a case of
PIST-AWF, which is a newly defined disease that is found to be
widespread and highly contagious.
In February, 2015, the CDC released a statement disclosing this new...
disease that has already infected over half of the United States and
is anticipated to continue to spread.. The disease itself affects the
cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease
ravages the body and leaves serious side effects.
with apologetic war fatigue”.
• Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while
viewing our President pander to Muslim terrorists.
• Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O’Reilly
• Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
• Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing Muslims
murdering innocent people.
• Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes
reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al
Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.
• Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected
person is then identified as the disease itself.
The official designation for “Post Islamic Stress Trauma With
Apologetic War Fatigue” is PIST-AWF.
If you feel you are PIST-AWF, please notify your local election
board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected the
cure will be available in November of 2016 and will be offered by a
credible conservative candidate.