Saturday, April 4, 2015

A supplement for the Haggadah for the seder of Conservatives, Republicans

Republican Haggadah for the Pesah/Passover Seder

The seder plate.

The roasted egg represents spring and rebirth. What we hope we will have in Jan. 2017 as we inaugurate a Republican president, maintain a Republican congress  and begin cleaning up the horrible mess of 8 years of Obama.

The shank bone represents the Pesah offering, sacrificing a roasted lamb, the main method of celebrating Pesah until 2000 years ago. Symbolic of a god of Egyptian religion, may it represent the unworkable and bad policies of a failed liberal system.

Karpas Greens dipped in saltwater: the saltwater to remind us of the tears our ancestors shed when they were slaves, remind us that we are enslaved by hundreds of thousands of unnecessary government regulations a tax system which confiscates half of what we earn, the greens to remind us that spring is around the corner once again.

Bitter herbs/horseradish to remind us of the bitterness of slavery. See above saltwater.

Haroset: to remind us of the mortar we were forced to make to build bricks in slavery. Foods we eat to remind us of the onerous system designed by overgrown government.

A Plate of matza nearby: our ancestors were in such a hurry to leave slavery they did not have time to bake bread fully, hence this unrisen bread. As we refrain from bred products and eat matza this week, this bread of affliction reminds us of the society life of affliction liberal policies have produced.

On the table a full cup for Elijah, to herald the coming redemption even as we celebrate the past redemption from slavery.

The Seder steps


A blessing over a cup of wine, making mention of the Sanctity of the Festival of Pesach. We

make Kiddush that is we sanctify the holiness of the day, over wine on every Shabbat and

Festival. This cup is counted as the first of the four cups, which we drink on the Seder night.

We bless this time and Israel, as well as USA, for the opportunity we have to live freely and celebrate tonight.

2. WASHING The hands. Prior to eating the Karpas, a small piece of vegetable (celery, boiled potato,

cucumber etc.) We hope to wash our hands of the stains of policies we have, to renew our spirit and lives.

3. KARPAS Is dipped in salt water, a blessing made prior to being eaten by all present. Spring is on the way, better times ahead.

4. DIVISION Maggid The middle one of the three matzoth is divided, half remains where it is, and the other half is hidden for the "Afikomen" which will be eaten at the end of the meal after which nothing else

may be eaten except for the last two cups of wine. We start by breaking a piece of the unrisen bread. The world is partly broken now and we need to remember.

5. RECITATION of the Haggadah. Tell the story of what liberal policies have done: Doubling all previous debt, endangered Israel, record poverty, middle class income losses, millions dropping out of job market, hundreds of thousands of pages of new regulations, wild growth of Islamic terrorism, a presidential period replete with lies, scandals, antoi American behavior

Ha lach ma anya

This is the bread of affliction (poor bread) which our fathers ate in Egypt. Whoever

is hungry let him come and eat, whoever is in need let him come and join us in

celebrating the Pesach Festival. This year we are here, next year may it be in the

Land of Israel. This year we are as slaves, next year as free men. We are afflicted by much. Next year, 2016 may we start our liberation by voting in a Republican president and keeping congress.

Ma Nishtanah Halila Hazeh Why is this night different from all other nights?
1. In past Passover seders, most American Jews thought the Democratic party was good for America. Tonight we see how they have ravaged the economy, endangered Israel and helped advanced radical Islam
2. In past Passover seders, most American Jews thought Obama was a decent, well intentioned, good choice for president. Tonight more and more Jews realize he is a radical, pro jihad, very dangerous man....
3. On all other nights, we entertain ourselves with tv, sports, errands, hobbies. On this night, we have to face the serious consequences of a more and dangerous world for Jews everywhere and a president of the USA helping our enemies.3. On all other nights we entertain ourselves with tv, sports, hobbies. On this night we have to face the sobering reality of a more and more dangerous world for Jews and people everywhere, and a president of the united states helping our enemies.
4. On other nights we celebrate the amazing progress of the 21st century. Tonight we contemplate the dark cloud of Islamic terrorism growing exponentially, as our president does nothing to stop it, and seems to aid it.

The Deep Divide in our Nation-
Conservatives chief concern a Terrorist Nation illegally being given Nuclear Weapons by Obama.
Liberals chief concern whether Homosexuals can purchase Cupcakes and Pizza from those who do not because of religious beliefs, believe in Homosexuality.

Frustrated by the Jews who lend aid and comfort to the enemies of Israel through JSreet.  

Avadim hayenu: We were once Pharaoh’s slaves in Egypt. The Lord our God brought us out from there with a strong hand, and an outstretched arm. If the Holy one, Blessed be He had not brought our fathers out of Egypt, then we and our children and our children’s children would have remained slaves to Pharaoh in Egypt. The lord did that once. Now we need to be redeemed from oppressive and dangerous liberalism.

It once happened when Rabbi Eliezer, Rabbi Yehoshua, Rabbi Elazar ben Azaryah,

Rabbi Akiva and Rabbi Tarphon were celebrating the Seder in Bnei Brak. They were

discussing the Exodus from Egypt during the whole night until their pupils came and

said to them “Rabbis it is time for the recital of the morning Shema” Most scholars believe that was a signal that the romans were coming, as these 5 rabbis were planning the bar Kochba revolt of 135. We need our sentries to warn us of the dangerous out in the night.

Blessed is the Place (The Almighty, who is present in all places) Blessed is He,

Blessed is He who gave the Torah to his people Israel. Blessed is He. The Torah

speaks of four different types of children. One is wise, one is wicked, one is simple

and one who does not even know how to ask.

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The 4 sons revised for 2015/5775

One key part of the haggadah text for the seder is the section of the 4 sons: the wise child, the evil child, the simple and the one who does not know how to ask.

The wise child/conservatives/Republicans today is the one who understands we can’t double all previous debt in one presidential term, as Obama has done, have record poverty, have $2500 annual middle class income losses,  have low percentage of adults in labor market, policies which do nothing about massive spread of Islamic terror, a nuclear arms deal with Iran with no ask that they stop their terror spread, inflaming racial tension, undermining Israel, scandal after scandal, lie after lie

The evil child/liberals/Democrats calls you a racist if you criticize any element of the sad situation we are in, defends this terrible president no matter what awful thing he does, supports boycotters of our bets ally’s leader when he comes to congress to explain the dangers of Iran nuclear deal,  makes up phony wars on “women” falsely claims “hands up don’t shoot”, advocates killing policemen, restricts religious freedom, abandons the constitution

The simple child/undecided is the one who blindly believes all the lies told by Democrats, actually expecting leaders to speak the truth. They actually believed it when Obama said “you can keep your doctor and your plan”.  They believe it when he says he just heard about scandal 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 8, when we did, when obviously he planned them all along. They believed the obvious lie that Benghazi was caused by a video and al quida was on the run, that Isis is JV, that Iran would never use a nuclear weapon. So naïve so you have to patiently explain the truth to them. The lies often work, because as the democrat who built Obamacare said so often, they depend on how stupid Americans are to pull the wool over our eyes.

The one who does not even know to ask is the low information voter, people who do not care, do not tune in to policy issues until a week before an election, who have set beliefs that facts do not impact. This one you must start, try and educate, explain the significance of all of this.

And it is this promise that has stood by our ancestors and us for not only once have

people risen against us to annihilate us, but in every generation people have

endeavoured to annihilate us, but the Holy One, Blessed be He delivers us (a

majority) from their hands..Bichol, dor vador

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Vhi Sheamda in every generation, evil people exercising their free will have persecuted the Jewish Peoplefrom those early days to this. This has been story of the Jewish people throughout the ages from the earliest times right through the Middle Ages until the 20th century with the unbelievable and

inexplicable attempt by the highly sophisticated and supposedly cultured Germany together with their

allies, to once and for all wipe out the Jewish people using the latest in scientific methods.

The Egyptians, the Persian Haman, the Babylonians, the Greeks, the Romans, the Church,

Islam, all have persecuted the Jewish people for being different and keeping to themselves and

worshiping God in their own way.  Today the scourge of the world is violent, extremist Islam.

Who would have believed this headline from the world Jewish Digest the first day of Pesah 2015?

Obama's Pact With the Devil.

Israel: Iran deal threatens our survival 

but it is true.

 and now Obama wants Israel to have Ausxhwitz borders

The 10 plagues

Blood split by innocents everywhere from Islamic terror.

Frogs: overrun by gross reptiles infesting

Gnats: ditto

Wild animals: as Obama purposefully escalates racial tension, people are emboldened to protest dangerously and domestic crime increases. and how the world is pressuring Israel to give up MORE land to a phony people with leaders who are war criminals/genocidal maniacs.

Pestilence, Boils,

Hail, we are pelted by hard ice of intrusion in our lives by liberals and the concern over 150,000 Iran supplied Hezbollah missiles, the 10,000 fired by Iran backed Hamas etc.

Locusts, government growth consumes everything in its path

Darkness: a dark cloud has descended from Obama’s radical transformation effort and we worry about the cloud of nuclear nightmare of Iran's soon-to-be nuclear weapons

Slaying of the First Born: we watch as people die all around the world from the plague of terrorism. French politician today called the Concentration Camps "a detail". Obama, when the mullahs chant "death to America" and Iranian General said : 'Erasing Israel Off the Map' Is 'Nonnegotiable' while you give away the store to them, are those just details?…/why-obamas-iran-dea…

 But now, thank God, we have our own sovereignty as a Jewish homeland in the land God gave Abraham.

Bichol dor vador In every generation it is incumbent upon us to feel as though we, personally, left Egypt.
What are we, each, doing to bring the redemption closer.?

Dayenu for Pesah 5775 notes on dayenu at the end

We offer this revised Dayenu for 5775

1. Had Obama’s not had this disastrous liberal, radical domestic policies: given us record poverty, record doubling all previous US debt, middle class avg. losses $2000 per family income annually, record poor recovery from recession, forced banks in mid 2000’s as senator to give unpayable housing loans which caused horrible recession 2008, hundreds thousands housing foreclosures, record low percentage people in work force, DAYENU


1. 1. While Iranian Ayatollahs Chants ‘Death To America,’ Obama Not Attacked Israel and instead resisted Iran, DAYENU.[VIDEO]

2. Had we not have an administration that's in bed with these radical Islamic groups who pretend to be moderate or civil rights group, DAYENU
3. Obama not helped get Mubarack of Egypt overthrown and then backed Morsi, Muslim brotherhood’s .B.'s head for power and gave him our F 16s and 1.5 DAYENU
4. Had Obama not hired many highly placed Moslem Brotherhood people in the administration and regularly invites them to the White House. DAYENU
5. Had Obama not lifted all restrictions on Muslim Brotherhood visits to the United States and now restricting entry of Israelis to US DAYENU
6. Had Obama not he helped push out Quaddafi out in Libyaand now Libya in hands of various jihad groups and hundreds of millions of our weapons are in Al Quida hands. DAYENU
7. Had Obama not pulled out after war in Iraq was won by Bush and the country stable, was won, despite please from all military brass, opening way for ISIS, DAYENU
8. Had Obama not drawn  red lines in Syria and then ignored them when breached and now Isis controls half. DAYENU
9. Had Obama not encouraged secret talks with Hamas terrorist group while they toss missiles daily at Israel for 6 months and continued to fund PA even after the have unity government with Hamas. DAYENU
10. Had Obama not weakened sanctions vs Iran consistently.…/…/are-obamas-iran-sanctions-a-ruse/ DAYENU  and has now led us to INEVITABLE WAR
11. Had Obama not ran removed from US terror lists DAYENU yesterday.…/402070/Iran-removed-from-terrorist-
12. Had.-Candidate Obama in 2008 not sent secret envoy to mullahs to tell them they'd be very pleased with his policies when elected.…/obama-sent-ambassador-tehran-n…DAYENU
13. Had Mullahs not said obama desperately wants deal. DAYENU

14. Had the deal obama is cooking up with Iran not been catastrophic and genocidal DAYENU…/secret-deal-iran-behind-obamas-war…/-Outline of deal guarantees Iran nuclear weapon DAYENU

15. Had many countries in middle east not petrified of Obama’s deal and say now they'll go for nukes too. DAYENU
16. Had Obama not been so compromising with the #1 world’s terrorist state, iran who say often they wish to destroy USA and Israel DAYENU

17.. Had we not elected a man who says his favorite foreign leader, Erdogan of Turkey, calls Israelis Nazis It is also no surprise that Obama would name this vicious Jew-hater as his closest friend among world leaders. DAYENU“
18. Had we elected a mmna who has tried to cut Iron Dome funding substantially. Congress overruled him.…/house-restores-funding-for-israeli…/ DAYENU
19. Had Obama not opened our southern borders, allowing terrorists cross into US easily DAYENU…/southern-border-our-welcome…
20. Had Obama not lifted ban barring Libyans from flight schools and nuclear studies DAYENU…/sleep-tight-america-obama-lift…/
21. Had Obama not lost whereabouts of 6000 “students” of foreign nationality who never showed up for class DAYENU
22. Had Obama not allowed the unilateral release of five senior Taliban back to the enemy while the enemy is still fighting us. DAYENU
23. Had Obama not severely limit FBI ability to monitor Islamic extremists in USA DAYENU…/NSA-SNOOPING-OFF-LIMITS-082…
23. Had Obama and Hillary lied and lied about 9-11 Alquida attack in Benghazi being caused by Youtube video, to continue their lying narrative that al-Qaida was vanquished to try and assist his 2012 election, DAYENU
24. While the Fort Hood shooter business card says “soldier of Allah” and he shouts alla akbar before he kills 13 fellow soldiers, Had not Obama call it ‘workplace violence”. DAYENU
25. Had Obama not demanded scrubbing word jihad from documents on terror and demands CIA Director scrub word Islamist before the word “terrorists” from Benghazi talking points DAYENU
26. Had obama not instigate massively increasing Islamic immigration to USA DAYENU…/us-canada-will-have-largest-in…/
27. Had Obama administration not continually leaks classified documents that endanger our soldiers and especially our ally Israel DAYENU
28. Had Obama not said he wants to bring daylight between Israel and USA DAYENU
29 .He OBAMA not bragged about killing Bin Laden, when he hypocritically campaigned against the means they used to find him. That got the actual Seals who killed him so mad they are campaigning against him DAYENU
30. Had Obama not tried to bully, threaten, intimidated and repeatedly turned his back on Israel ( 49 borders, no building in Jerusalem) and had the word Jerusalem removed from the DNC platform as well as Hamas as terror, and Palestinians no right of return, DAYENU ..
31. Had Obama not foolishly encouraged and embraced Arab Spring, which is turning into Arab nightmare. DAYENU July 19, 2014qw DAYENU
32. Had Obama’s staff not use IRS to harass pro Israel groups DAYENU
33. His administration not called Bibi and a coward and obama uninterested in finding out whom, because it was him. DAYENU
34. :Had Obama not sent about 150 US community organizers to Israel and used tens of millions of TAXPAYER dollars to fund the effort to unseat the only world leader who will stand up for freedom, Bibi Netanyahu. Fortunately Obama's team failed in. DAYENU
35. Had obama not been plotting evil vs Israel DAYENU…/is-the-anti-semitic-white-hou…/…/obama-aides-laying…/2015/03/21/

Dayenu (Hebrew:דַּיֵּנוּ) is a song that is part of the Jewish holiday of Passover. The word "Dayenu" means approximately "it would have been enough for us", "it would have been sufficient", or "it would have sufficed" (day in Hebrew is "enough", and -enu the first person plural suffix, "to us"). This traditional up-beat Passover song is over one thousand years old



The hands, together with the special blessing prior to the meal. Let us wash our hands of this and start fresh.


Thanking the Almighty for giving us bread, and the special Blessing on the commandment to

eat the: 8. MATZAH We bless god for the amazing bounty of opportunity we have and delicious food we will eat.

9. MAROR the bitter herbs usually the stalk or a leaf of lettuce or horseradish (Chrane) eaten dipped in

the Charoseth. to remind us of the burden of our ancestors shed when they were slaves, remind us that we are enslaved by hundreds of thousands of unnecessary government regulations a tax system which confiscates half of what we earn

10. KORECH Another portion of Maror is eaten sandwiched between two pieces of Matzah.

After which the

12. AFIKOMEN is eaten to leave one with the taste of Matzah, nowadays the Afikomen takes the place of Passover offering which was eaten at the end of the meal. Our final taste should not be sweet, but a reminder of the work ahead to fix our nation and the world.

13. GRACE After meals to thank God

14. HALLEL Psalms of Praise recited on Festivals.

15. ACCEPTED That our rendering of the Seder Service was in accordance with the tradition of our Fathers. Kadash Urhtz karpas, yahatz, maggid, rachtsa, motzi matza, shulchan orach, tzafun barach, hallel, nirtza,

Final songs: chad gadya one little goat purchased by Father for 2 zuzim. What does it mean? father=God.
Little goat? Israel
2 zuzim? 
Cat, dog, stick, fire, water, ox, slaughterer, angel of death? 

 Next Year in Jerusalem as we reaffirm our deep ties to Israel.


One of the names of our festival is Passover, name from the Greek translation of Pesah, seeing it as a verb meaning the angel of death passed over the Israelite homes and went to kill the first born of Egypt, so that Pharoah would cry wolf and let Israel be free. Other places in the Bible Pesah means to guard, Either meaning is relevant this  Pesah as we contemplate the dangers we face from a world gone mad with Islamic terrorism and a US President seemingly on their side.

For facts supporting this see

Obama is a jihadist

Obama worst, most dangerous president in US History: scandals, lies, impeachable offenses, stupidity

How to engage a liberal with reason, facts, morality, clarity. Ask- do you care about: the poor? blacks? middle class? debt? Israel? our allies? terrorism? military strength?

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